It's Not Just Me, You Know

No way, man - this headband thing is spreading like wildfire! Don't believe me? See for yourself, and read their totally forhonesttruthytruthfulnesstimes* testimonials:

"Before I discovered headbands, my headskin would just flap around as I bounded about town. And let me tell you, that kind of flabby-headed stigma is not what a recent Midwestern-transplant to the big city needs. But now with headbands, I feel totally taut and ready to take on the town!"
Craig Goodman, Fancypants-Cooking Student


"(Cough, cough), sorry i just had an unrequited love in my throat . . . for headbands!"**
Liz Calvert, Playwright Student


"Haven't you heard? The gentle squeeze of a headband on your head activates the Tricksey Lobe, which, in turn, fires neurons to the taste buds making $8 bottle of wine taste like $25 bottle of wine! No, I'm serious. Listen, I work with molecular biology all day - I know this sh*t."
Kimberly, Serious Smartypants Almost Doctor Genius

But don't just take their word for it! Go out and get one and try it for yourself. Don't have the time or energy to go out and buy, just cut off a sleeve from an old t-shirt. That was my gateway-band back in college. And look how far I've come:

So get headbanded already!

*"forhonesttruthytruthfulnesstimes" is obviously a made-up word that means "totally made up by me for my blog."
**I cannot take credit for this genius quote; it was all Liz! Well, except for the part about headbands.